ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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