Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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