I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Randomize
