I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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