420 ftw
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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