i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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