North Korea, Best Korea!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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