Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
