I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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