So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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