I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
false alarm, still single
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