I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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