I can't watch pbs sober anymore
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
