"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
