Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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