Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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