I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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