these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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