If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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