Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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