hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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