His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
