Just fell off a train. Bad.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
