But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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