So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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