Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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