Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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