his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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