Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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