yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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