he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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