Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think i have herpe
just one?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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