So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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