im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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