? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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