Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i permit you to call me
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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