Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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