Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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