I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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