We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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