so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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