Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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