Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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