Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
