The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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