Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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