if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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