hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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