So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You may now shotgun with the bride
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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