i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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