Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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